I want to marry Kakyoin Noriaki, from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. One day, 6 years ago, while i was watching youtube. I saw an image of a redhead with a silly little hair noodle with a trench coat-length, green gakuran/tsume-eri with gold accents. I immediately fell inlove. The cute hair noodle. The mullet. The glasses. The earrings. Her introvertred polite and somewhat formal personality all formed into one perfect human being by the name of Kakyoin Noriaki.

And so i began my search for Kakyoin I watched Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders and rewatched it more than 23 times just to see Kakyoin her beautiful face. I read the Stardust Crusaders manga and reread it more than 34 times. I looked all over the internet for fanart of Kakyoin Noriaki.

6 years later and i have seen and saved more then 20k photos of her. I have almost all plushies and all figures. The only thing i need in life is Kakyoin Noriaki. If Kakyoin didn't exist i wouldn't exist. It is cruel fate that is reality that separate's such star-crossed lovers from each other.

Only something so powerful as the reality barrier can separate me from my dear Kakyoin. For it is true fate to be married to my lover. On dark days when there is no sun, i shall caress Kakyoin and tell her everything is alright. On bright days, where there is nought but bliss, I will stay by her side, to share the bliss infinitefold, like two mirrors in proximity. And always, we will steal our hearts. Each other's hearts.

For it is the true love that does not brag, it only contains itself infinitely. Such is the love of me and Kakyoin Noriaki.